- 10-Leo Darwin
Life Coach, author, husband, father and optimist. His business is failing faster than his marriage. Compulsive eater and closet smoker.
Leo’s new client. Millionaire inventor and philanthropist. Socially awkward. Terrified of women. Plays a lot of video games.
- 12-Charlotte “Charlie” Darwin
Charlotte “Charlie” Darwin
Leo’s wife. Stay-at-home mom. Kleptomaniac. Insists on being called “Charlie”.
- 13-Gaye Harrison
She loves the Lord. But her best friend, Charlie, is running a very close second.
- 14-Jansen Piersen
Working actor and devotee of the Darwin’s Tree Motivational Philosophy. Possibly crazy.
Joel de la Fuente
His parents own Leo’s office building. Smokes indoors, even though it’s illegal.
- 16-Mel Yankowitz
Founder of Rage Yoga. Leo’s best friend.
- 17 – Troubadour
LARP enthusiast. Hesitates not. Goes hither to the Faire.
- 18 – Troy Harrison
Married to Gaye. Wrestled in college. A real man’s man.
- 19 – Pooch Hunter
Twice-divorced real-estate agent. Has cold sores. Plays the bass drum in Leo’s band.
- 20 – Rory Maxwell
Has three cats. Lives with his mom. Plays the triangle in Leo’s band.
- 21 – Brooke the Tavern Wench
Brooke the Tavern Wench
Champion LARPer who dominates on the pretend battlefield.