Meet the Characters

Leo Darwin

Karl Kenzler

Life Coach, author, husband, father and optimist. His business is failing faster than his marriage. Compulsive eater and closet smoker.

Michael Yensbourg

Christopher Gerson

Leo’s new client. Millionaire inventor and philanthropist. Socially awkward. Terrified of women. Plays a lot of video games.

Charlotte “Charlie” Darwin

Celia Keenan-Bolger

Leo’s wife. Stay-at-home mom. Kleptomaniac. Insists on being called “Charlie”.

Gaye Harrison

Tarah Flanagan

She loves the Lord. But her best friend, Charlie, is running a very close second.

Jansen Piersen

Bill Heck

Working actor and devotee of the Darwin’s Tree Motivational Philosophy. Possibly crazy.

Qui-Na

Joel de la Fuente

His parents own Leo’s office building. Smokes indoors, even though it’s illegal.

Mel Yankowitz

Peter Bradbury

Founder of Rage Yoga. Leo’s best friend.

Troubadour

Kevin Orton

LARP enthusiast. Hesitates not. Goes hither to the Faire.

Troy Harrison

Victor Williams

Married to Gaye. Wrestled in college. A real man’s man.

Pooch Hunter

Scott Aiello

Twice-divorced real-estate agent. Has cold sores. Plays the bass drum in Leo’s band.

Rory Maxwell

Bhavesh Patel

Has three cats. Lives with his mom. Plays the triangle in Leo’s band.

Brooke the Tavern Wench

Alysia Reiner

Champion LARPer who dominates on the pretend battlefield.